Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I SAID NO CAMELS!

Here are some characters that probably won't make it on to the blog...

Name: Fatty
Occupation: Scout
Astrological Sign: Aquarius


Interests: Playing the bugle
Alerting the Sheriff about smugglers
Constantly being out of breath


Name: Donovan
Occupation: Business Man
Astrological Sign: Gemini


Interests: Eternal Life
Advising people not to trust anybody
Betraying the trusts of others
Trusting the advice of my beautiful Austrian assistant
Drinking from ancient relics without considering the consequences
Definitely NOT shriveling up like a raisin (I can't stress that enough)


Name:Old Knight
Occupation: Being the last of three brothers who swore
an oath to find the Grail and to guard it
Astrological Sign: Libra

Interests: Waiting for over 700 years for another to challenge me
Being the the bravest and the most worthy
Criticizing the fashion of today's modern knights
Being disappointed about not being able to masturbate on account of
being in the presence of Holy Grail


Name: Mysterious Stranger
Occupation: Charming Adventurer
Astrological Sign: Aries


Interests: Searching for relics with posse
Inspiring idealistic youths to go in search of adventure
Giving away free hats


Name: Panama Hat
Occupation: Scoundrel
Astrological Sign: Sagittarius


Interests: Owning the Cross of Coronado
Giving my opinion as to what does and doesn't belong in museums
Wearing hats


Name: Indiana
Occupation: Family Dog
Astrological Sign: Leo


Interests: Barking
Playing scrabble
Having people named after me

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